Star Trek Continues E01 “Pilgrim of Eternity” from Star Trek Continues on Vimeo.
Apollo returns to wreak havoc on Kirk and the Enterprise in the first episode of the new series. Michael Forest, original series actor who played Apollo, reprises his role. (Closed captioned version available on YouTube).
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Atomic TV’s “Tribute to Natty Boh” from Atomic TV on Vimeo.
From the Atomic TV archives comes these classic animated commercials touting Baltimore’s favorite cheap beverage! Part 3 of 3 of the Atomic Cocktail episodes.
Resistance is futile, so Atomic TV has decided to jump on the Lounge-a-palooza bandwagon, pledge allegiance to the Cocktail Nation and embrace Swankness in all its fez-hatted, zoot-suited, retro swing silliness… First up is a vintage commercial break paying homage to our legendary local blue-collar brew, Natty Boh. Then we drop by our fave watering hole, Henninger’s Tavern, where owner Kenny Vieth spoils us with food and drink while we we enjoy “incredibly strange space-age bachelor pad exotica” music videos by Combustible Edison, Korla Pandit, Martin Denny, Spike Jones & His City Slickers, a rare Raymond Scott Quintette film appearance, 1940’s “Soundies” music shorts, the hepcat hokum of Baltimore’s own Swingin’ Swamis, Don Knotts as “The Love God,” tributes to patron Saints of Swing Dean Martin and Buddy Love and assorted clips from drinkin’ flicks! Time flies when you’re having rum, so “drink up and be somebody!”
Atomic TV’s The Grape Ape Episode from Atomic TV on Vimeo.
This episode’s better than the titillating touch of a doting Doberman’s tongue (if you know what we mean, and we’re sure you do!)…You’ll meet Grape Ape, a hippie burnout who survived an atomic blast to become the Magilla Gorilla of rock and roll and Spokesperson for a Lost Generation, as he expounds on Led Zeppelin and proves that rust never sleeps, it creeps…Do the Scoliosis Dance… Learn good Posture Habits… Dip into the tasty hip-hop aural treats of Japanese musical duo Cibo Matto… Surrender to local heart-throbs The Put-Outs in their “Sky Is Falling” music video (shot at Baltimore’s own Reptilian Records… add your lungs to the Jon Spencer Blues Explosion’s “Wail” (groovy music vid directed by none other than Weird Al Yankovic)… And, as always, thrill to our classic “It’s Intermission Time” snackbar ads and “Coming Attractions” trailers and retro commercials…
Atomic TV’s Masks, Monsters & Mexican Mayhem Episode from Atomic TV on Vimeo.
Hosted by Nashville’s rockin’ combo Los Straitjackets… Masked Mexican Wrestlers!… The real international man of mystery, El Santo!… Mexican monster movies… Mondo films… People eating Parasites - and The Dead!… Spanish Superhero El Barrio vs. Tony the Landlord in the squared circle… Meet a Roman Catholic Masked Wrestler Priest!… plus an assortment of vintage Atomic Scare Films and Civil Defense Messages and old Natty Boh commercials.
Atomic TV’s Viewer Discretion is Strongly Advised Episode from Atomic TV on Vimeo.
If you have a heart condition or are easily offended, don’t watch this episode that’s hosted by Todd Stachowski, Rock Star and his lovely lady Gina and broadcast live from the Men’s Room at a Heavy metal bar in East Baltimore… Enjoy our best (and longest) film short “Making Art with Tape” by local filmmaker Lee Boot… See highlights from the blaxploitation film career of The Man Called Dolemite, Rudy Ray Moore… Musical appearances by the thought-provoking (well… at least provoking) Rock Stars, Baltimore’s lamented late-great purveyors of punk-pop, Berserk, and reigning bargain-bin masters of melodious musical moxie, Garage Sale.
Atomic TV’s Kooky Kult Klassix Episode from Atomic TV on Vimeo.
Join host Casey Kasem (no, wait - isn’t that Tom Warner?) as he shows clips from some of the weirdest and most obscure cult films ever made. Look for love in all the wrong places (like an open wound in Rosanna Arquette’s thigh) in CRASH…see a swinging 60s-a-go-go Godzilla develop an ecological conscience in GODZILLA VS. THE SMOG MONSTER…subject your peepers to the eye-popping ocular trauma of Dario Argento’s TERROR AT THE OPERA…watch a beautiful nekkid woman deliciously debased by a vat of chocolate in SWEET MOVIE…see Ray Milland scoping out chicks with naked agreesion in X: THE MAN WITH X-RAY EYES…enjoy the sexy sadomasochism of lezzie vampires in DAUGHTERS OF DARKNESS…plus more!
Atomic TV’s Tribute to Black History (Full Episode) from Atomic TV on Vimeo.
Once you go Black, you never go back! Case in point, Atomic TV went black on Baltimore’s public access airwaves shortly after broadcasting our legendary “Black History Month” tribute – one of our most popular episodes ever! - in February 2003. Over the course of the next 2 hours, you’ll see shout-outs not just to the usual legends on display at Baltimore’s Great Blacks in Wax Museum, but also to leaders in other less-heralded fields of Black achievement – like Black Porn Stars - Jack Napier the “The Joker with the Foot-Long Poker,”, Menage-a-Trois and her foot-long tongue, Sierra, Chaos, Marc 9X7, Nikki Fairchild, Sean Michaels – and Rappers who Glorify Da Booty, plus Blaxploitation stars Rudy Ray Moore (Dolemite!), Pam Grier and Isaac “Truck Turner” Hayes, Mr. T., Blowfly, sideshow freak “Popeye,” Pee-Wee Herman’s “King of Cartoons,” William Marshall and a special shout-out to Bawlmer’s Eldorado Lounge – the place that inspired us to create Atomic TV back in 1997. So get funky with it and check it out, yo!
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Atomic TV’s Holiday at Ground Zero Episode from Atomic TV on Vimeo.
We put the X in Xmas when a politically incorrect Santa Claus comes to Atomic Books to teach Atomic TV’s elfin Tiny Tom and Scott “Scrooge” Huffines the true meaning of Christmas: pure and unadulterated sleaze. When he’s not thumbing through ANAL PLEASURE & HEALTH at Atomic Books, randy Santa is visiting strip clubs to get lap dances from surgically augmented dancers (on Donna, on Vixen!)… spanking bad go-go gals with his big peppermint candy cane… listening to the raucous rock caroling of local troubadors Garage Sale and The Krudz… and getting plastered on cheap brewskis before passing out in a pool of his own sick… Also see the incredible Boumi Temple Shriners and Howard Stern nutcase Suzanne Muldowney (Underdog Lady) take part in the Mayor’s Annual Holiday Parade in Baltimore’s White Trash Mecca, Hampden… see James Brown literally go straight to the ghetto for holiday cheer, see Joe Friday lay a nativity Dragnet to snare the missing baby Jesus, plus enjoy vintage Christmas cartoons and drive-in trailers!
Atomic TV’s Tom’s Obsessions Episode from Atomic TV on Vimeo.
Atomic TV co-host Tom Warner shares his Top 10 video obsessions in this Show and Tell-all episode…see him salivate like a rabid dog for Gratuitous Violence, Turkish Taffy, Lesbian Vampire Films, French music Scopitones and ooo-la-la French chicks (like Parisian porn starlet Rebecca Lord, Brigitte Bardot and Claudine “Zee Gun Went Boom” Longet), The Poetic Diatribes of Cunning Linguist Jack Webb, Slant-eyed Kung-Fu, Les Pizzicato Five, Blake Edwards’ neglected cult cinema classic THE PARTY and local guitar hero Tommy Keene…
Atomic TV’s Artscape 1998 Episode from Atomic TV on Vimeo.
Join Atomic TV at Artscape 98 and witness Scott Huffines’ spiritual rebirthJoin Atomic TV at Artscape 98 and witness Scott Huffines’ spiritual rebirth (and cohort Tom Warner’s spiritual breech rebirth) inside “Sweetie” (a gigantic, giggling Mrs. Butterworth edifice), meet globetrotting mannequin Bud, TV art cars, body painting, artchicks, kung-fu nuns, hear free-love bohemians discuss masturbation and testicle grooming, hear porn starlet Shayla LaVeux discuss anal love beads, plus listen to music by The Prodigy (their banned “Smack My Bitch Up” video!), French ambient rockers Air (“Sexy Boy”), Jesus & Mary Chain (“Rock & Roll”), 60’s French ye-ye girl Francois Hardy (“Tous les Garcons & Les Filles”) and a marionette medley by Cliff Richards & The Shadows from THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO!(and cohort Tom Warner’s spiritual breech rebirth) inside “Sweetie” (a gigantic, giggling Mrs. Butterworth edifice), meet globetrotting mannequin Bud, TV art cars, body painting, artchicks, kung-fu nuns, hear free-love bohemians discuss masturbation and testicle grooming, hear porn starlet Shayla LaVeux discuss anal love beads, plus listen to music by The Prodigy (their banned “Smack My Bitch Up” video!), French ambient rockers Air (“Sexy Boy”), Jesus & Mary Chain (“Rock & Roll”), 60’s French ye-ye girl Francois Hardy (“Tous les Garcons & Les Filles”) and a marionette medley by Cliff Richards & The Shadows from THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO!
Atomic TV’s Videoscrambled Episode from Atomic TV on Vimeo.
A VIDEOSCRAMBLED OMELLETTE… Ham-fisted and extra-cheesy bits and pieces from the Atomic TV Archives…easy on the eyes like the picture menu at Denny’s, and just as intellectually filling - passing through you as easy as the liquid bowel movement you have after a greasy spoon breakfast with extra onions. Watch vintage retro kids commercials, celebrity pitchmen Liberace and Jack Webb, General Motors’ dream of a mechanized utopia, short film work from local artiste Bump Stadelman, trains-planes-automobiles and ammo blammo boy toys, incredibly strange music videos, strippers, white trash karaoke rituals, and more!
Atomic TV’s Appropriated Image is Everything from Atomic TV on Vimeo.
Imitation may be the sincerest form of flattery, but out and out thievery (we prefer to call it image liberation) is even better! Yes, Appropriated Image is Everything because the Medium is the Massage and there’s the (well-lubricated) rub in our homage to Copyright Infringement and the democratic principle of Fair Use (Use It Or Lose It!)… See media hackers Emergency Broadcast Network (of U2’s Zoo TV fame) test the limits of the mind’s capacity to process audio-visual stimuli… hear Mariah Carey’s funky duet with Harrison Ford… see the Barbie Liberation Organization perform gender change operations on Barbies and G. I. Joes… hear the Reagans speak out (of context) on drugs… see Skizz Cyzyk’s award-winning animated tribute to dairy products and personal hygiene, “Cheeze Tweezer”… hear Bono’s message to American Youth… see Bush-whackings… hear local yokels Gerty rock the house with their snazzy “Boston Smells Like Ginger” music vid… see Todd Graham flip the bird to A.A. Milne, Disney and Coppola in “Apocalypse Pooh”… hear Pizzacato Five appropriate Sly and the Family Stone’s beats in ‘Sweet Soul Revue’… see the messy sexual undertones of the innocent kids game Pie-Face… hear Weird Al Yankovic “Dare To Be Stupid”… and see Maxwell Smart and 99 get smart to the sounds of Sir Laurence Storch’s evil rock ensemble The Sacred Cows, who prove that nothing’s sacred.
